Are you lonely?

Are you looking for that special someone, the one that God has chosen just for you? And I don't mean just chosen! Rather, sovereignly preordained for you!

Are you tired of dating all the misguided heretics around you, who wouldn't know a TULIP from a rose?

Are you hoping to find someone who enjoys long walks on the beach, dinners by candlelight, and long harangues about the dangers of pelagian theology in the modern church?

Well, Here's a dating service for you!

Sovereign Grace Singles: Where predestination works for YOU!

(Big Fat Honking J/K!!!!!) (link from BHT)